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THIS PAGE WAS LAST UPDATEDED OCTOBER 28, 1999

Hello there. My name is Corey(a.k.a. Burns). I live in a small town in Pennsylvania. I am a sophmore at Kutztown University in the fall. I like almost all kinds of music, but mainly Classic Rock, Oldies, and Alternative. And I've got the best girlfriend in the world. Her name is Cecilia. If you would like to know anything else about me, email at the address listing below.

From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska,it's the Top Ten List for October 26, 1999

Top Ten Signs The Money Is Going To Martha Stewart's Head
10. Now making doilies out of original Van Goghs
9. Just for a laugh, bet a few million on the Braves
8. New book: "Make Your Own Potpourri, Suckers, Martha's Moving To Aruba"
7. Compulsively washes hands after coming into contact with non-billionaires
6. Hired skywriter to fly over Oprah's house and write, "I'm ten times richer than you, girlfriend"
5. Purchased Canada -- redrawing provinces in delightful floral patterns
4. Traded in her '86 Skylark for a '94 Dodge Neon
3. Now screams at help with phony British accent
2. Old catchphrase: It's A Good Thing. New catchphrase: It's a Very Good Thing You Couldn't Afford In Your Wildest Dreams
1. Now arranges table settings using global positioning system

"There is no off-button to the genius switch" - David Letterman
"Every Day I Beat My Own Previous Record For The Number Of Days Consectutive I've Stayed Alive" - George Carlin
 
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I attended the CCR concert on Friday evening (September 17) at the York Fairgrounds. It was absolutely amazing. It lasted nearly 2 hours and it is by the far the best concert I have ever attended. I was also down at the Recher Theatre in Towson, MD for the Bloodhound Gang concert. Goldfinger and The Hippos also played there along with a heavy metal band that I don't remember the name of. It was a good show. Bloodhound Gang's sound was not all that great, but the theatre was rather small. I did get Jimi Pop to autograph my shirt and my brother got a picture with him. I was unable to get tickets to the Bob Dylan concert, for it was sold out.
 
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ESPN.com
This has everything you have ever wanted to know about sports.

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Orioles Online
Great for any Oriole fan like myself. You can also go to any team by using this address.

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My Web Page
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